I was chatting with some girlfriends waiting for kids to come out of school and the topic found it’s way to one Mom who just had a Brazilian wax. If this is too much information for you or you find this offensive I suggest you “Blog-off.” lol (as Bonnie would say) Not everyone can easily talk about topics such as this. I can. I don’t find anything woman do to feel sexier about themselves offensive, so I will continue. I certainly won’t be offended if you turn the page, but do it now.
Glad your hanging in here with me. This is just my take with a humorous twist that is here to inform those who are no so adventurous as the ones who are already equipped with this information.
This friend is one of those woman who can talk about pretty much anything without feeling even slightly uncomfortable. She is curious (to say the least) and is who she is and embraces that.
So here we go. She had her girl parts waxed or how I understood it, the entire pubic region clear cut…everything, front to back! I am not sure I want to look 11 again. I still remember the first time I saw a girl who was older than me with hair down there, I couldn’t believe it, I know I stared. I didn’t have any yet and felt awkward. (we shared a bathroom stall) I will admit I HATE shaving and do it begrudgingly. I have never had a Brazilian and don’t believe I ever will, but never say never. It’s interesting to me what woman are willing to go through to feel sexier.
Up until this graphic conversation I couldn’t imagine how painful, awkward and embarrassing a Brazilian experience would be. It’s not something most woman do research on, or want to talk about. Now I know exactly what takes place! So here goes…
When you arrive with your red face you are given a wet towelette to freshen up your soon to not be privates. If your on the shy side you can ask for or they may offer up a paper g-string. The wax-er for lack of a better word, may ask for you to assist in holding skin taut. You will be contorted into several awkward positions, holding your butt cheek up in the air and crouching on all fours to get right in there by your you-hoo, yes most people have hair there. If you arrive with that 70’s bush don’t be embarrassed if the wax-er brings out a weed whacker to give you a trim, you only need a quarter of an inch of hair for the wax to grab onto. They start in the front and move to the rear, as in end. If they don’t get every hair, and they don’t, they bring out the big guns I mean tweezers and start plucking the strays that hung on for dear life. This makes me feel itchy just thinking about the re-growth! If your wondering how long it lasted until you get a case of the itch, it’s approximately 3-6 weeks depending if your a hairy monster or not. Take the forest away forever and I’d entertain the thought. Apparently if you stop shaving and only wax the hair doesn’t grow in as lush each time and you get better results every time. Less hair = less pain.
If Brazilians make you feel sexier then wax away. To each his own. I was told there is a great place downtown Vancouver called The Sugar Box where you can get your ‘landing strip’ dyed a different colour and while your at it ‘bejewelled’ too! Sounds adventurous!