Glossary of Terms

Tara Cronica ~ see ‘About’ page

Taracronography ~ Refers to the taking of self-portraits or group shots when out with the girls and no one else is around to hold the camera. Usually results in taracronographer getting clipped out of the shot.  These digital photos have their own special charm, though, and can bring on fond memories.

Taracronographer ~ The girl on either side of the shot who gets to hold the camera, resulting in either an unflattering pit shot, an abnormally large, extended arm, an ‘up the nose’ angle or, more likely, all three.

Jacquie, Taracronographer

Really?  You thought I’d post a really good example? I think you get the idea!

Taracronious ~ Word used to describe that really wonderful friend who is also great at attracting male attention to the group when out with the girls.  Can result in rounds being sent over and dance partners for all.   A useful addition to every ladies night out.

Taracronicallisthenics ~  Exercising your right to use your authentic voice!  Louder people!  We can’t hear you!  Again!  You’ll feel so good afterwards!

TaracronOscarism ~  “True friends stab you in the front” ~ Oscar Wilde

A statement only really close friends have the right to say to each other concerning love, looks and life, and that traditionally begins  “I hate to be the one to tell you this but…”.   Variations include  “I don’t mean to hurt your feelings but…” or  “I know it’s none of my business but…”

These comments may sting at the time but eventually you realize your girlfriend was right and really did have your best interests at heart.

Taracronicism ~ Similar to a taracronOscarism but not as heavy.   ie ;  “Don’t get the yellow blouse, it makes you look worn out.  Get the blue!  It really makes your eyes shine”.   See what I mean?  We do it all the time.  Now you know what to call it!

Taracronicalite ~ A member of our girlfriend community who visits often and feels richer for the experience!

Taracronically ~ To do or say something to imply a positive spin.  ie:   “My boss made a taracronically difficult decision not to give me that raise at this time”,  or “The woman at the club who was hitting on your boyfriend was actually a pretty good dancer, taracronically speaking”.   Taracronicalites try to find something lyrically beautiful in every situation.  If that doesn’t work, a good primal scream sometimes helps.

Tara Trinity ~ The three-part goddess alliance of Medium (computer), Artists/Creators (us) and Audience (you).  We’d be nowhere without our readers!

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Svaha!