When your office is directly across the hall from your bedroom it isn’t a tough commute. And yet, I’m still having a hard time making the trip.
Apart from not feeling very well, sick days can be kind of interesting. I’m actually learning a lot.
For example, did you know that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are not only back together, but are engaged! I thought he’d burned all those bridges but I guess not. I mean, he’s said some pretty damning stuff about his now future mother in law.
When she was coming home from work, she would say, ‘Where’s my retarded baby?’ —Levi Johnston on Sarah Palin’s maternal instincts on CBS’ Early Show
There wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook-the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school. — Levi Johnston on the Palin family, to Vanity Fair
I’d love to be a fly on the wall at that wedding. Awkward!
Also, Burger King has a promotion where you have to collect little game cards featuring the Twilight Eclipse movie actors and then scratch either Edward or Jacob to win something. Win what you ask? I don’t know because I spiralled into a deep debate with myself over who I’d choose to scratch. It’s a tough one, no?
BP’s new cap seems to be working…finally! Fingers crossed.
Then there is Mel Gibson. He’s lost it! What is making me lose it though are all the talk shows (even CNN) that won’t stop discussing the story and playing that crazy phone conversation over and over and over again. Stop already! If I have to listen to his bleeped-out tirade one more time I’m going to have my own bleeping tirade. You’re thinking “just change the channel” aren’t you? I’ve tried that. It’s everywhere!
Oprah is in repeat mode but I discovered Seinfeld still makes me giggle. Oh, and did you know that soap dispenser pumps are covered in germs? Duh! Once the soap is on your hands you can wash them all away! Touch-less soap dispensers! Pht!
I switched the tv off and decided to read my Vanity Fair magazine for awhile. Apparently Brad and Angelina let all of their kids sleep with them in their room-size bed occasionally. Previous pages were covered with Jennifer Aniston promoting bottled water. Tsk!
Yawn. That’s about when I fell asleep and had really strange dreams of giant burgers screaming and swearing into a phone while Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston were making out in a giant bed and touch-less soap dispensers were cleaning up all of the BP oil slick in the gulf.
Yikes! I must have a fever.